Q: What did the dumb chicken say to the smart chicken?
A: You are going to be an eggspert at math. Q: What did the baby chick say when he got a toy at Chuck E Cheese? A: Cheap cheap cheap Q: What did the chicken say to his friend? A: Dang that chick is so hot. Q: What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving? A: A road hog! Q: Why did the man spread veggies on the world? A: He wanted peas on earth Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota? A: To get a mini soda! Q: Why did the lamb cross the road? A: To get to the baaaaarber shop! |
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side. Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? A: Take the words out of his mouth! Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny? A: A chili dog on a bun. Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation? A: The baaaahamas Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow? A: A watch dog. Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A: A lawn moo-er. Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”? A: A cow walking backwards! Q: Where do you put barking dogs? A: In a barking lot |