Me As A Cow
By Juan
By Juan
Today I woke up and noticed I turned into a cow. First, I noticed I felt very heavy. I went downstairs and my mom started screaming when she saw me. I realized I looked like a cow with 2 horns, 4 legs, and black and brown skin. I tried to do my morning routine but it didn’t work out the same. The clothes didn’t fit, my hair gel wouldn’t work, and I couldn’t hold my toothbrush. I couldn’t fit in the car to go to school so I ran instead. People in the neighborhood were screaming and making phone calls to the Animal Shelter. Once I got to school I raced to the grass field because I was starving. It was weird eating grass and flowers. All my friends were staring at me but they didn’t know it was me inside this cow body.
I wanted to go to class, but I couldn’t get into the school. The door was too small. The janitor saw me and called animal control. Once animal control got to the school they had to get a bigger car because I was too large. Animal control drove me around to many farms before finally finding Creek Bend Farm in Tennessee. They sent me to this nice farm and the good part is that my school was only 6 blocks away from the farm. I only had 2 hours and 30 minutes to get to school for recess. It took me 1 hour to get out of the farm and then 1 hour and 30 minutes to get to my school just in time for recess.
I spent recess eating grass from the field. This time the students just left me alone. After recess, I found a large door in the back of the school that I could fit into. I walked to class and the students were doing a project on farms so they let me stay. When I was in class I felt a burp coming up. Once I burped it wasn't a burp it was a moo.
At the end of the day my mom picked me up from school. She had to tie me to the back of the car to pull me home. I told my mom to STEP ON THE GAS PEDAL because I had to go to the bathroom ASAP. I ended up running home after the car.
When we got home I ran to the front door and busted it open with my head. I went upstairs but the door to the bathroom was locked. I used my horns to unlock the door. I sat on the toilet and broke it which flooded the bathroom. I still had to go to the bathroom so I ran down the stairs to the backyard to pee on the grass.
At dinnertime my mom made me lasagna. I asked my mom for grass instead. My mom loves me so she went outside and picked grass for me to eat. After dinner, I said goodnight, went to my room, and went to sleep. I don't know why but I fell asleep in about 15 minutes.
The next morning I woke up as a boy again and was so happy. It was a fun day, but I got dizzy from all the chasing and running behind cars. I’m glad to be a boy instead!
I wanted to go to class, but I couldn’t get into the school. The door was too small. The janitor saw me and called animal control. Once animal control got to the school they had to get a bigger car because I was too large. Animal control drove me around to many farms before finally finding Creek Bend Farm in Tennessee. They sent me to this nice farm and the good part is that my school was only 6 blocks away from the farm. I only had 2 hours and 30 minutes to get to school for recess. It took me 1 hour to get out of the farm and then 1 hour and 30 minutes to get to my school just in time for recess.
I spent recess eating grass from the field. This time the students just left me alone. After recess, I found a large door in the back of the school that I could fit into. I walked to class and the students were doing a project on farms so they let me stay. When I was in class I felt a burp coming up. Once I burped it wasn't a burp it was a moo.
At the end of the day my mom picked me up from school. She had to tie me to the back of the car to pull me home. I told my mom to STEP ON THE GAS PEDAL because I had to go to the bathroom ASAP. I ended up running home after the car.
When we got home I ran to the front door and busted it open with my head. I went upstairs but the door to the bathroom was locked. I used my horns to unlock the door. I sat on the toilet and broke it which flooded the bathroom. I still had to go to the bathroom so I ran down the stairs to the backyard to pee on the grass.
At dinnertime my mom made me lasagna. I asked my mom for grass instead. My mom loves me so she went outside and picked grass for me to eat. After dinner, I said goodnight, went to my room, and went to sleep. I don't know why but I fell asleep in about 15 minutes.
The next morning I woke up as a boy again and was so happy. It was a fun day, but I got dizzy from all the chasing and running behind cars. I’m glad to be a boy instead!